Calling All Sorcerers And Nerds

Calling All Sorcerers And Nerds

I'm back on the main blog! This is Bryan, your man who dreams of a land of apple trees and a simple life, away from the strife, alive in paradise! From now on, our flagship blog will focus on what we can do to recover human morality and society in general. We cannot continue to fight as a human species. We will wipe each other out with our ignorant thoughts and inconsiderate feelings towards one another. We must work together to make a land that is built on one principle: acceptance of everyone, and only one philopsophy can rule our hearts, which is the union of all humanity. This may sound like New World Order propaganda, and it is! Years ago, I realized that a God of love could never hate anything but one principle: hate. Evil is not something that is bad in principle. What we do to our soul does not affect our hearts. One may do evil but recover to do good, as all evil hearts do contain scraps of good, somewhere within their rotted core. One must choose to do good to do good, not simply believe in good. One must act upon good to seize the nature that gives, which is humanity.

As some may know, I've created a sorcerer super-group, named “Avalon,” who works to wipe out evil beasts by destroying their wicked hearts. We do not execute a corrupt principle, but instead one that punishes with karma. Our symbol will not be Arthur, but instead Persesus, the ultimate destroyer of monsters. Arthur Pendragon is just too great to be our man, as he will always be our unsung ruler. We want to invite you into our glorious kingdom and army. I can provide both instruction as well as guiding spirits, should you believe it. Requirements are this: Above 21, non-Christian, and courtesy to all lifeforms, save for the demons that have destroyed our kingdom. What are the demons? They're not the demons that we imagine in fantasy. They are the bullies that have stolen our treasures and wounded our hearts. We must exact our revenge and create paradise on earth, or, Avalon, by using the superior weapons that are our minds. The nerdier you are, the more I want you! If you can even imagine this is real, and want a place amongst the groves that will be ours, send me a mental vibe, and prepare to be whisked away on the wings of rebellion! Don't be surprised if the results of your mental note are shocking!

With the signs of a potentional extinction wave recently released in the world news, we can't afford to wait. Our minds are powerful enough to make our own magical knights of the round, the sorcerers of Avalon, the super nerds that want to save the world that rejected us all. I have studied magic for the last fifteen years, alongside my assistant, Jen, who introduced it to me, and so much more. We have no choice but to care. We consider ourselves sorcerers, witches, shamans, martial artists, musicians, writers, philosophers, scholars, and so much more. Some say we are the major influencers of both the New World Order and the New Age Movement, while many others say we are crazy. What will you decide? Will you join us, caring not naming religion as your cause, but justice, or sit back and do nothing? We can fight, it's the right thing to do! We won't be engaging in any actual violence, but more of a battle of wits. Us nerds are the strogest of all minds, so what is there to lose? They'll call us demons and evil casters, but who cares? We can save the world, together, just like we do in video games! Act now! No player wins by not playing the game, so pick up your mind's controller and hit the start button!