My New Band has Been Formed

 




Awesome news I quit smoking based off Bob Newhart example, and have formed a new band called The Rimjobbers. We are a satanic fuck band. We are metal and will be actively recruiting a drummer soon. Look for the audition, I don't care if you are a dude or girl as long as you know how to rock.


I want to encourage you all to follow your dreams, especially with the hope that the pandemic might end. You can do anything you set your mind to! Stay positive and rock on! Life is too short not to chase your wildest dreams. I'll also be submitting a script to Marvel for Ghost Rider 3 for hopes of writing a MCU movie!


For me, black magick and metal are a match made in hell. I actually zapped my earlier edit so I hope this one doesn't suck! Don't think you are evil, even if you love the devil. Satan rocks and he taught me how to thrash. We love our God, and we ain't worried about yours because ours is the best.


I don't want to hate. I want to love, and kick the shit out of evil. I'm a demon who loves good and hates those who hate. Life is too short to live by a set rulebook, make your own rules! Enjoy free will! It's amazing!


We do speed metal, specifically, combining the devil and sex in our lyrics! It's great! Preview our first lyrics draft! This isn't the final song but look for it on our first podcast!


Fuck me Girly is all about what feels good. We want you to enjoy our lyrics and laugh and get off. This isn't about murder, it's all about fucking. I hope you will love the Rimjobbers. I'll be going through a radical change appearance wise as will as having three tattoos dedicated to my dead family members. Dead, but sure as hell not gone.







Fuck me, Girly


Verse 1


We are the devil's bitch, we give his dick a flick so we can be sex Gods, and rock all night, keeping the pace slow and controlled. We aren't here to kill, but instead your soul to steal.


Chorus


We are the demons,


Who fuck you hard.


We want your cum,


And more your soul.


We aim to please,


As you rest on your knees,


And kiss your evil God goodnight.



Verse 2


We live for death, but more for sex, come girls and guys, as we get you off and end your meager lives. We sold our soul to keep the beat and live forever. We love you dearly as long as you fuck me. Satan wants you to be well-loved and always fucked.


Chorus 



Verse 3



We haven't done you all, that's a regret, why fight when you can fuck? Living for the 

moment is better when it is for pleasure. Now, suck me and swallow, kiss me tomorrow, with a gagging mouth full of splooge. It's not love, but hell, you are good to fuck, all the time baby.



Outro


Let's fuck and not fuss as we pray for our lust.






what do you think? Bad ass! These are highly controversial lyrics so look for the song "Fuck Me, Girly," on our first podcast, as I've said. Cheers and rock on! My stage name will be Cerberus!


Btw this was all a joke and those are not real lyrics and our band name is the midnight Riders!


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