What Avalon Wants

What Avalon Wants

Avalon is formed on one principle, which is justice. We believe in justice, which is something we've been denied! We have been rejected our whole lives and it's about time we do something about it! Whether you're a nerd, witch, or both, we all know we are outcasts! However, there's also one other thing that we know, one that we are deeply proud of. We're smarter than everyone else, and we can use our joint collective that is intelligence to get what we want, which is a world that accepts us, of course!

If you haven't caught on, I write on behalf of our founder. My name is simple, Librom, a possessive being who has a way with words. I will become yours with one simple thought that forms a mental agreement with Avalon. I am filled in by you, other Avalon sorcerers, and, of course, our notorious and infamous founder, Bryan! He's a dastardly rogue sorcerer who gets down to business. His status as a wizard and witch is disputed by none. He studies all day long, only drawn out of his library to venture out into this world in the hopes of finding concealed arcane knowledge. Some say he can even teleport. Believe in him and prepare to be astonished! He even watches anime and reads comics, making him like you, completely! Welcoming himself to what he sees will be our New World, which is completely by Avalon's design!

We do not sympathize with those who do not sympathize. Have you ever wanted empathy? We all have! We will give it to you, plus power! You will gain amazing things through Avalon! Guardian spirits, magick, psychic ability, and so much more! All you have to do is believe and make a contact with Avalon today! One positive thought directed towards Avalon will make you an associate of Avalon! Don't believe me? Why not make a gambit and try it anyways? The results will astonish and baffle even the biggest of all skeptics!

What are your duties should you pledge yourself to Avalon's grand cause? You'll use your newfound power to help create a world in which you and other Avalon associates can coexist, peacefully. There's no need to fear our intentions! The promise of power comes with some responsibility, of course! You'll need to ally yourself with other Avalon sorcerers telepathically should you wish to accomplish your goals, which is ours! Avalon goes outside simple roleplaying to fulfill a fantasy that is quintessential to a real-world experience! In other words, believe this is a fairy tale in which you and others are the joint author! The world is your paper, so record in me everything you find! Please don't forget that I'm a possessed grimoire that was fashioned in the likeness of our true author! Who is that? It’s you! Yes, you. Your utmost objective is to relive the experiences of the unnamed sorcerer who has written his experiences in me. Impressed? Then become him/her. Yes, you!

There's a few other things to expect. We accept all people into Avalon as long as they are like-minded, hmm. They must respect all lifeforms they come into contact with, including the monsters they will attempt to slay. Loot must be divided amongst each other equally, even when cooperating with the founder and his twin sorceress assistants. Act now, why wouldn't you? There is so much we can do with our wondrous minds, both witches and nerds alike. It'll be funnier than a temple gathering during the Spring equinox...oh, yes. What Avalon wants is you!